Donald Bradman’s mop and bucket

In the Brad­man Muse­um at the Bowral Oval just out­side Syd­ney there is a small room on the first floor with a sign which says “Strict­ly no entry.” It’s only a small room and, any­way, if it’s so impor­tant that no one goes in there why don’t they just close the door?

And what about the “strict­ly” busi­ness? Is there a dif­fer­ence between “no entry” and “strict­ly no entry”? Does the first one mean “Please don’t come in unless you’re REALLY curious?”

Need­less to say, at least a quar­ter of the peo­ple who pass through the muse­um pop their heads in. It was a bit dark the day I did so all I could see was an old pair of the Don’s clean­ing over­alls and his old buck­et and mop. No won­der they did­n’t want it dis­played. But the point is, if they had­n’t put any signs up nobody would have even noticed.

So when the UCB (sor­ry, Crick­et South Africa PTY Ltd.) release a state­ment say­ing they are part­ing ways with their finan­cial direc­tor after a decade in the job “by mutu­al con­sent” you imme­di­ate­ly won­der why.

Then, when the state­ment says: “The terms of the can­cel­la­tion of the agree­ment are con­fi­den­tial, as agreed by both par­ties,” you real­ly won­der why. All it’s miss­ing is the word “strict­ly” confidential.

Smith was appoint­ed in 1993 by Ali Bach­er when the auto­crat­ic UCB chief was at the height of his pow­er. When Bach­er left to take up his post as chief of the World Cup organ­is­ing com­mit­tee, he took Smith him. There have worked togeth­er through­out the last decade and there is lit­tle doubt they are a tal­ent­ed team.

It’s prob­a­bly extreme­ly unfor­tu­nate for Smith that his part­ing should come the day after it was revealed that he had been paid — or should that be paid him­self? — a bonus of a mil­lion rand for run­ning the World Cup’s finan­cial affairs. And that Bach­er had received five mil­lion. Smith said they had intend­ed to reveal these pay­ments but, because a meet­ing had been post­poned, had­n’t done so yet.

As far as the Crick­et South Africa is con­cerned, there have been prob­lems. When Gra­ham Ford and Craig Smith were sacked their con­tracts had to be paid out in full. When Hyl­ton Ack­er­man was sacked as coach of the nation­al acad­e­my, he, too, right­ly took the UCB to court. This all cost the UCB a lot of mon­ey — and Smith was ulti­mate­ly responsible.

There’s a lot of ques­tions. A lot. And the fee­ble response by Crick­et SA and Smith is to hang a “strict­ly no entry” sign across them. Well, they should all know what response such action pro­vokes more often than not. Actu­al­ly, I sus­pect that a few peo­ple knew exact­ly what they were doing.

The answer may only be a buck­et and mop. Let’s hope so, because the answers will be found

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